"The easiest way
to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's
drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck."
"[I recommend]… bread, meat, vegetables and beer."
-Sophocles' philosophy of a moderate diet
"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which
the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption...
-Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck
"Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than
-David Rains Wallace
"Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink."
-Whitstran Brewery sign
You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
-- "Archie Bunker"
WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: The question
is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how
to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.