"The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck."
-Warwick Franks

"[I recommend]… bread, meat, vegetables and beer."
-Sophocles' philosophy of a moderate diet

"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!"
-Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck

"Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire."
-David Rains Wallace

"Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink."
-Whitstran Brewery sign

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
-- "Archie Bunker"

WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody.
-- Cheers

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.